Cat Jokes
Now remember to laugh with us, not at us - Mittens

What 's Tippy Toes favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
(That's one I really don't like. Everyone laughs at me and calls my Momcat "Wooly")

What does Spike like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

How does Polly get her own way?
With friendly purrrrrsuasion.

What is a Tony's favorite subject in school?
HISSS-tory.

What does Mittens like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

How do Polly and Tony end a fight?
They hiss and make up.

What's Tippy Toes favourite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.

What is Spike's favourite movie?
The Sound of Mewsic.

Why did Mittens put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.
(That never happened. They're always making fun of me!)

What is Spike's favourite car?
A Catillac.

What do you use to comb Mittens?
A catacomb.
(Hisss - Now stop it already)

Why did Mittens run from the tree?
Because she was afraid of the bark!.
(Once again... That never happened!)

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